The Official Toothpick
Soundtrack

Yes. We made a playlist. Because apparently selling flavored sticks wasn't unhinged enough.

Atomic Apple energy, Mad Mint brain freeze, Classic Cinnamon chaos this playlist slaps harder than your dentist's disappointment in you.

Side effects include: nodding aggressively in public, air-drumming at the bus stop, and strangers asking what you're listening to. Tell them it's "the toothpick playlist."